Luke Dringoli
Luke Dringoli
Editor, Social Networks

President of Hot

Everyone’s talking about it: Paris Hilton’s response to John McCain’s Britney Spears/Paris Hilton slam ad. But has anybody actually endorsed Hilton for prez? They have? Well, I am, too. I’m writing Hilton in this November. Really. Doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, Hammer time:

Let’s face it: American politics are so bankrupt at this point, that electing either McCain or Obama would probably have no effect on daily life for you or me. So I vote that we elect a Nero, someone who will buy 1,000 pairs of high heels and probably try to record a pop album while Rome burns. In fact, that’s a great name for President Hilton’s debut album: Rome Burns. Take it, Paris, take it and run all the way to the Pink House.