‘Raising McCain’ Raising Questions

Some of you might not have heard, but John McCain is running for president. He's running what many are calling an "under-the-radar" presidential campaign. The latest from McCain's underground effort is a highly choreographed song/video from country "star" John Rich. Unfortunately, it leaves me with more questions about McCain than answers. Just who is this man?

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President of Hot

Everyone's talking about it: Paris Hilton's response to John McCain's Britney Spears/Paris Hilton slam ad. But has anybody actually endorsed Hilton for prez? They have? Well, I am, too. I'm writing Hilton in this November. Really. Doo-doo doo-doo, doo-doo, doo-doo, Hammer time:

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Does Obama Smell Like Britney?

With the election only a million years away (will it end? No, it won't ever end), John McCain scored a victory and a defeat this week with his largely below-the-radar effort to get elected POTUS (the soft sell). First was the Obama-love music vid, which has been pulled from YouTube due to copyright violation. Sick. Second was this piece of trash:

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The Post-Advertising Candidate

George Bush has anointed Barack Obama the Democratic candidate for President, predicting he would negotiate with terrorists, and no less an authority than Joe Klein has declared the (extremely) junior senator from Illinois the winner of the Democratic presidential nomination. So we can safely pause for a moment in this long-running story to wonder how the hell he pulled it off.

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